








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
347 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 903 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 415 | 46% |
| Smokes | 156 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 229 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 103 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $98,239 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 109 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nasty | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | H1t0rM1ss? | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | BIG T | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | Andrwa | 35% | 23 |
| #5 | ophelia | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nasty | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | H1t0rM1ss? | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | BIG T | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | Andrwa | 35% | 23 |
| #5 | ophelia | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andrwa | 13 | 0.0279 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H1t0rM1ss? | 39 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | Andrwa | 31 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | BIG T | 28 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #4 | ophelia | 17 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #5 | nasty | 13 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andrwa | +2.81 | 81 | 34 |
| #2 | BIG T | +0.58 | 67 | 45 |
| #3 | H1t0rM1ss? | +0.42 | 73 | 66 |
| #4 | ophelia | -0.31 | 78 | 64 |
| #5 | juhve | -0.73 | 61 | 44 |





