








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 133 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1517 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,736 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 546 | 31% |
| Smokes | 528 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 372 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 290 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $549,069 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1ce_Co1d | 27 | 0.0248 |
| #2 | merkish | 19 | 0.0234 |
| #3 | pickleball player | 15 | 0.0295 |
| #4 | SKY_LAB | 13 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | yuda | 12 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKY_LAB | 252 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | 1ce_Co1d | 143 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | pickleball player | 104 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | yuda | 99 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | merkish | 90 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | merkish | +5.99 | 97 | 42 |
| #2 | pickleball player | +5.47 | 94 | 68 |
| #3 | Cru7nchy | +0.88 | 63 | 32 |
| #4 | SKY_LAB | +0.66 | 42 | 52 |
| #5 | 1ce_Co1d | -0.63 | 69 | 56 |





