








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 277 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3360 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,040 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2918 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1916 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1510 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1696 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $918,663 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 120 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | morde24 | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | Dito | 62% | 39 |
| #3 | KN0B1.0 | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | vzo | 59% | 51 |
| #5 | Auditor | 52% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gamer #748364 | 9 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | justhoohaa | 5 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | ColtonAce | 3 | 0.0089 |
| #4 | morde24 | 3 | 0.0095 |
| #5 | vzo | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gamer #748364 | 128 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | justhoohaa | 102 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Auditor | 86 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | vzo | 78 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | KN0B1.0 | 78 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | justhoohaa | +6.02 | 86 | 65 |
| #2 | Basher | +3.27 | 72 | 57 |
| #3 | vzo | +3.08 | 83 | 64 |
| #4 | morde24 | +1.99 | 81 | 67 |
| #5 | KN0B1.0 | +1.12 | 67 | 59 |





