








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 785 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 155 matches | ||
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




137 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4725 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,711 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5306 | 42% |
| Smokes | 3080 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1650 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2675 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,110,758 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2989 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [EXDr]Mironkel | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | Sour | 50% | 251 |
| #3 | aines rops | 46% | 65 |
| #4 | K3nnuke | 46% | 48 |
| #5 | Henno | 44% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aines rops | 57 | 0.0471 |
| #2 | Sour | 23 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Henno | 17 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | [EXDr]Mironkel | 10 | 0.0151 |
| #5 | kaurXD | 9 | 0.0172 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3yold | +2.61 | 68 | 57 |
| #2 | aines rops | +1.40 | 61 | 35 |
| #3 | kaurXD | +0.71 | 58 | 58 |
| #4 | [EXDr]Mironkel | +0.54 | 70 | 64 |
| #5 | Henno | -0.06 | 59 | 39 |





