








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 101 matches | ||
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1886 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,983 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2227 | 45% |
| Smokes | 1103 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 859 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 794 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $427,491 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 222 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Black | 53% | 86 |
| #2 | c0mplicated | 52% | 188 |
| #3 | VACation | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | yurki | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | Drug Tito | 40% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | c0mplicated | 52% | 188 |
| #3 | VACation | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | yurki | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | Drug Tito | 40% | 75 |
| #6 | HomieSogga | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c0mplicated | 23 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Mr.Black | 17 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | VACation | 3 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | yurki | 2 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | HomieSogga | 2 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c0mplicated | 146 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #2 | Mr.Black | 114 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | VACation | 71 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Drug Tito | 65 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | yurki | 27 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c0mplicated | +5.44 | 80 | 27 |
| #2 | VACation | +3.29 | 74 | 49 |
| #3 | Mr.Black | +3.27 | 74 | 42 |
| #4 | HomieSogga | -0.91 | 37 | 51 |
| #5 | supermuki | -2.21 | 50 | 46 |





