








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 780 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 128 matches | ||
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3177 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,582 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4225 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3260 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1152 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 2945 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $628,521 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1363 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [AUREST] Zuim | 88% | 16 |
| #2 | ✪ ᴇꜰᴇᴄᴛ | 85% | 20 |
| #3 | FERRARI PEEK | 74% | 23 |
| #4 | 4keMKT | 67% | 52 |
| #5 | xyz | 67% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | GUS1 | 57% | 63 |
| #10 | ♛ peke | 54% | 26 |
| #11 | Nagi Kun | 45% | 84 |
| #12 | zitrox | 44% | 18 |
| #13 | BlaZe | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | José de la Polla | 12 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | xyz | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | FERRARI PEEK | 6 | 0.0141 |
| #4 | Nagi Kun | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | GUS1 | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xyz | 447 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #2 | Nagi Kun | 321 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | GUS1 | 271 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | 4keMKT | 213 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #5 | José de la Polla | 101 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4keMKT | +3.23 | 84 | 67 |
| #2 | FERRARI PEEK | +3.09 | 78 | 44 |
| #3 | 𝓐𝓷𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓽 ✓ | +2.62 | 71 | 51 |
| #4 | SPLASH | +1.20 | 73 | 41 |
| #5 | xyz | +1.13 | 64 | 61 |





