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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 13 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
18 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 99 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1 | 1% |
| Smokes | 3 | 3% |
| HE Grenades | 1 | 1% |
| Molotovs | 94 | 95% |
Our logs show you have wasted $23,600 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h3x- | 0% | 5 |
| #2 | *₭1ⱠⱠɆⱤ* | 0% | 7 |
| #3 | !X_GrincH_X! | 0% | 8 |
| #4 | StabFiend | 0% | 9 |
| #5 | Kopskoot | 0% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h3x- | 0% | 5 |
| #2 | *₭1ⱠⱠɆⱤ* | 0% | 7 |
| #3 | !X_GrincH_X! | 0% | 8 |
| #4 | StabFiend | 0% | 9 |
| #5 | Kopskoot | 0% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kopskoot | 1 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | !X_GrincH_X! | 1 | 0.0085 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StabFiend | 7 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #2 | *₭1ⱠⱠɆⱤ* | 5 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #3 | !X_GrincH_X! | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | *₭1ⱠⱠɆⱤ* | +1.79 | 32 | 20 |
| #2 | !X_GrincH_X! | -3.32 | 4 | 19 |
| #3 | h3x- | -5.91 | 48 | 17 |
| #4 | StabFiend | -7.07 | 8 | 28 |
| #5 | Kopskoot | -7.78 | 3 | 7 |





