








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 273 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 178 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1504 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,775 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1015 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2539 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2203 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2018 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,450,294 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 146 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #17 | HeSelele | 40% | 15 |
| #18 | Havuton | 39% | 69 |
| #19 | Mr:Weed | 36% | 22 |
| #20 | ArPaSikari | 33% | 30 |
| #21 | ♥ ✌ JoNiB✌ ♥ | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elisanliittyma | 6 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | ArPaSikari | 4 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | reksa_90 | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Havuton | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Fukmysushi | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KorpiSoturi | +5.58 | 53 | 69 |
| #2 | Elisanliittyma | +3.97 | 78 | 60 |
| #3 | TunTuri | +3.85 | 32 | 71 |
| #4 | Scorbutus | +3.72 | 71 | 64 |
| #5 | Fukmysushi | +3.32 | 67 | 63 |





