








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 566 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




104 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3652 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,102 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4446 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2569 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2340 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1747 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,223,452 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2281 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KLB | 59% | 34 |
| #2 | Electric Vehicle | 54% | 35 |
| #3 | Infin8ty | 53% | 183 |
| #4 | Gwimweapo | 51% | 37 |
| #5 | Zapp! | 49% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Electric Vehicle | 54% | 35 |
| #3 | Infin8ty | 53% | 183 |
| #4 | Gwimweapo | 51% | 37 |
| #5 | Zapp! | 49% | 86 |
| #6 | Goosie Melon | 37% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Infin8ty | 41 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | Gwimweapo | 11 | 0.0146 |
| #3 | Zapp! | 8 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Electric Vehicle | 5 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | Goosie Melon | 4 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Infin8ty | 784 | 0.22 | 19 min |
| #2 | Gwimweapo | 155 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | KLB | 110 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Zapp! | 72 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Goosie Melon | 49 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gwimweapo | +4.49 | 77 | 66 |
| #2 | KLB | +3.43 | 67 | 71 |
| #3 | Zapp! | +2.10 | 53 | 44 |
| #4 | Infin8ty | +0.93 | 74 | 52 |
| #5 | Mythical_FnS_ | +0.67 | 78 | 48 |





