








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 751 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 325 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




141 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6956 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,935 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1997 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1119 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2327 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1492 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,606,484 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 951 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noragami | 49% | 392 |
| #2 | nice cats | 46% | 422 |
| #3 | Mori | 45% | 279 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noragami | 49% | 392 |
| #2 | nice cats | 46% | 422 |
| #3 | Mori | 45% | 279 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noragami | 76 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | nice cats | 56 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Mori | 51 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nice cats | 2366 | 0.27 | 59 min |
| #2 | Noragami | 1468 | 0.18 | 42 min |
| #3 | Mori | 1374 | 0.24 | 32 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noragami | +2.58 | 70 | 71 |
| #2 | Mori | +1.42 | 65 | 67 |
| #3 | nice cats | +1.02 | 61 | 74 |
| #4 | etnelav | -2.06 | 23 | 31 |





