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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5306 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,617 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5791 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3261 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4161 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3404 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $514,822 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 280 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZackGoku | 70% | 33 |
| #2 | LA B | 63% | 76 |
| #3 | SLAYER | 63% | 76 |
| #4 | SanderS | 62% | 58 |
| #5 | EXEGOL | 55% | 372 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | LA B | 63% | 76 |
| #3 | SLAYER | 63% | 76 |
| #4 | SanderS | 62% | 58 |
| #5 | EXEGOL | 55% | 372 |
| #6 | rushB | 53% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EXEGOL | 131 | 0.0181 |
| #2 | LA B | 32 | 0.0211 |
| #3 | SanderS | 17 | 0.0146 |
| #4 | rushB | 14 | 0.0229 |
| #5 | SLAYER | 12 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EXEGOL | 1038 | 0.14 | 24 min |
| #2 | LA B | 261 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | SanderS | 132 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | rushB | 125 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | SLAYER | 98 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EXEGOL | +2.24 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | °Globyi° | +1.45 | 80 | 58 |
| #3 | LA B | +1.02 | 75 | 57 |
| #4 | rushB | +1.02 | 69 | 59 |
| #5 | SLAYER | +1.01 | 79 | 44 |





