








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2723 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 559 matches | ||
| Wingman | 273 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 194 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 154 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




443 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14409 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 60,459 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16966 | 28% |
| Smokes | 14080 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 16740 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 12673 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,449,395 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1716 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SLAYER | 59% | 209 |
| #2 | °Globyi° | 55% | 372 |
| #3 | LA B | 54% | 190 |
| #4 | rushB | 51% | 189 |
| #5 | ZackGoku | 50% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | LA B | 54% | 190 |
| #4 | rushB | 51% | 189 |
| #5 | ZackGoku | 50% | 103 |
| #6 | SanderS | 49% | 268 |
| #7 | LmH | 44% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LA B | 87 | 0.0236 |
| #2 | °Globyi° | 78 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | SanderS | 71 | 0.0135 |
| #4 | rushB | 64 | 0.0183 |
| #5 | SLAYER | 29 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | °Globyi° | 1136 | 0.16 | 27 min |
| #2 | LA B | 651 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #3 | SanderS | 621 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #4 | rushB | 521 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #5 | SLAYER | 270 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EXEGOL | +2.06 | 74 | 65 |
| #2 | °Globyi° | +1.42 | 81 | 58 |
| #3 | SLAYER | +0.88 | 82 | 42 |
| #4 | rushB | -0.03 | 67 | 55 |
| #5 | LA B | -0.32 | 70 | 56 |





