








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 764 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2412 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,696 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1770 | 31% |
| Smokes | 760 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 1672 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1494 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $554,008 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 635 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -悲惨的-- | 59% | 37 |
| #2 | arT | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | Drag_Plays | 44% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -悲惨的-- | 59% | 37 |
| #2 | arT | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | Drag_Plays | 44% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drag_Plays | 11 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | arT | 5 | 0.0109 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drag_Plays | 285 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | -悲惨的-- | 89 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | arT | 38 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -悲惨的-- | +1.19 | 88 | 66 |
| #2 | FreaK #Lost_Aim | +0.66 | 69 | 53 |
| #3 | Drag_Plays | +0.55 | 85 | 61 |
| #4 | arT | -0.33 | 77 | 61 |





