








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 187 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
896 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,044 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 174 | 17% |
| Smokes | 154 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 418 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 298 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $258,115 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 303 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππ
Ύπ
½π | 45% | 64 |
| #2 | k4leyn | 41% | 68 |
| #3 | NistriaN | 38% | 8 |
| #4 | Finu | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππ
Ύπ
½π | 45% | 64 |
| #2 | k4leyn | 41% | 68 |
| #3 | NistriaN | 38% | 8 |
| #4 | Finu | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k4leyn | 9 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | Finu | 3 | 0.0300 |
| #3 | ππ
Ύπ
½π | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k4leyn | 182 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | ππ
Ύπ
½π | 104 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | NistriaN | 25 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | Finu | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | γ Shaniu # Key-Drop.com | +0.54 | 74 | 34 |
| #2 | k4leyn | -0.24 | 65 | 56 |
| #3 | ππ
Ύπ
½π | -0.64 | 29 | 51 |
| #4 | NistriaN | -1.04 | 27 | 56 |
| #5 | Finu | -3.87 | 27 | 30 |





