








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 517 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 124 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3123 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,974 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2721 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1817 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1647 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1789 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $826,473 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 450 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nika | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | Mountain Jew | 70% | 23 |
| #3 | Karakus | 51% | 71 |
| #4 | Duduś | 50% | 24 |
| #5 | karollol00 | 50% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maciek | 39 | 0.0442 |
| #2 | chmurzyn | 17 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | karollol00 | 12 | 0.0130 |
| #4 | Prolapsed Anus | 9 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Karakus | 8 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wowe | +3.18 | 72 | 52 |
| #2 | Karakus | +2.66 | 67 | 66 |
| #3 | Duduś | +1.19 | 73 | 40 |
| #4 | karollol00 | +0.88 | 50 | 60 |
| #5 | chmurzyn | +0.44 | 57 | 52 |





