








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 189 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
702 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,973 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 824 | 28% |
| Smokes | 757 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 650 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 742 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $195,261 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cyrusX | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Duduś | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | karollol00 | 53% | 15 |
| #4 | Karakus | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | chmurzyn | 43% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wowe | 24 | 0.0160 |
| #2 | Maciek | 8 | 0.0976 |
| #3 | Prolapsed Anus | 6 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | karollol00 | 6 | 0.0201 |
| #5 | Duduś | 4 | 0.0292 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karakus | +2.93 | 63 | 66 |
| #2 | wowe | +2.74 | 71 | 51 |
| #3 | cyrusX | +2.07 | 73 | 64 |
| #4 | karollol00 | +2.00 | 57 | 59 |
| #5 | Duduś | +1.01 | 81 | 37 |





