








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 329 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 251 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 147 matches | ||
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




127 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9690 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,419 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5521 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4018 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 6230 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4650 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,233,166 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 423 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAGDA DAHEJ ENJOYER | +3.68 | 76 | 58 |
| #2 | Xylx | +3.23 | 64 | 37 |
| #3 | HELLCAT ♥ | +2.61 | 72 | 66 |
| #4 | TAGDA ALIMONY ENJOYER | +2.56 | 77 | 52 |
| #5 | 𝙇𝙊𝙍𝘿 | +0.63 | 79 | 52 |





