








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 588 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




162 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4216 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,991 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4406 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3333 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2642 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1610 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $558,399 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 228 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gabatsho | 67% | 24 |
| #2 | jesus | 63% | 68 |
| #3 | TEROOOO | 61% | 36 |
| #4 | ✠ AdreNaline | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | DoctorZywho | 47% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TEROOOO | 132 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | jesus | 128 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | ArX* | 90 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | ☾ BrouetteReww | 82 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Supp-y1 | 82 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jesus | +6.77 | 98 | 47 |
| #2 | Zert | +5.17 | 76 | 62 |
| #3 | TEROOOO | +1.98 | 74 | 30 |
| #4 | Supp-y1 | +1.42 | 68 | 47 |
| #5 | Gabatsho | +0.85 | 59 | 54 |





