








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 846 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 197 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 189 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 77 matches | ||
| Wingman | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7166 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,741 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14615 | 33% |
| Smokes | 10943 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 10471 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 8712 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $793,067 of utility $39 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 899 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PerttiGG | 66% | 133 |
| #2 | Mike Subhouse | 66% | 73 |
| #3 | Larppi | 55% | 138 |
| #4 | Destello | 49% | 68 |
| #5 | metso | 45% | 436 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | metso | 1252 | 0.15 | 27 min |
| #2 | Larppi | 365 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | PerttiGG | 147 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Mike Subhouse | 143 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Destello | 143 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Larppi | +7.22 | 89 | 61 |
| #2 | PerttiGG | +4.99 | 75 | 47 |
| #3 | Destello | +1.25 | 72 | 54 |
| #4 | HaXe | +0.78 | 52 | 67 |
| #5 | Mike Subhouse | -0.50 | 34 | 57 |





