








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 892 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 244 matches | ||
| Wingman | 217 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8617 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,649 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10745 | 32% |
| Smokes | 10168 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 7014 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5722 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,308,673 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3686 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Larppi | +7.34 | 89 | 62 |
| #2 | 我不知道為什麼 | +5.56 | 81 | 60 |
| #3 | Destello | +2.68 | 73 | 57 |
| #4 | HaXe | +0.80 | 52 | 67 |
| #5 | metso | -0.48 | 55 | 55 |





