








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 185 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,089 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 577 | 28% |
| Smokes | 265 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 921 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 326 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $340,304 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Syvรคkurkku24 | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | ๐๐ท๐๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ | 46% | 13 |
| #3 | r1ukuu | 42% | 33 |
| #4 | Rubber Flying Squirrel | 41% | 78 |
| #5 | hevonen | 40% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rubber Flying Squirrel | 5 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rubber Flying Squirrel | +3.24 | 75 | 77 |
| #2 | r1ukuu | +1.83 | 58 | 51 |
| #3 | Syvรคkurkku24 | +1.14 | 82 | 58 |
| #4 | ๐๐ท๐๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ | +0.49 | 77 | 44 |
| #5 | hevonen | -0.99 | 44 | 68 |





