








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1388 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 455 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 298 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5555 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,826 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7659 | 24% |
| Smokes | 8895 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 8331 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6941 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,226,573 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 348 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๐๐ท๐๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ | 458 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | Syvรคkurkku24 | 431 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #3 | r1ukuu | 366 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #4 | hevonen | 231 | 0.03 | 7 min |
| #5 | Rahkapurkki1 | 140 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Syvรคkurkku24 | +2.26 | 79 | 72 |
| #2 | Rubber Flying Squirrel | +1.95 | 69 | 75 |
| #3 | r1ukuu | +1.42 | 63 | 52 |
| #4 | ๐๐ท๐๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ | +0.61 | 75 | 56 |
| #5 | No Olaf, No Party! | +0.54 | 60 | 65 |





