








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 86 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Wingman | 102 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,519 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 400 | 16% |
| Smokes | 713 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 635 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 771 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $495,849 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kutas dusiciel | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | TryOn | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | Dzony | 54% | 63 |
| #4 | r0zyy | 53% | 47 |
| #5 | young mintaj | 41% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | young mintaj | 41% | 130 |
| #6 | Leoneq | 39% | 46 |
| #7 | stRRapon | 38% | 42 |
| #8 | Gyokeres. | 38% | 162 |
| #9 | Hubiskus | 18% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gyokeres. | 32 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | r0zyy | 11 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | Leoneq | 8 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | Dzony | 7 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | stRRapon | 5 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gyokeres. | 405 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | Dzony | 228 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | r0zyy | 175 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | young mintaj | 137 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Leoneq | 100 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kutas dusiciel | +2.33 | 77 | 49 |
| #2 | Dzony | +2.30 | 46 | 67 |
| #3 | TryOn | +1.43 | 42 | 55 |
| #4 | young mintaj | +0.58 | 48 | 50 |
| #5 | 0pium | +0.40 | 52 | 21 |





