








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 403 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




103 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3151 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,366 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2252 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2838 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4409 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3867 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $425,179 of utility $40 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 496 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kutas dusiciel | 59% | 51 |
| #2 | r0zyy | 52% | 172 |
| #3 | Dzony | 51% | 187 |
| #4 | TryOn | 50% | 123 |
| #5 | Leoneq | 44% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Leoneq | 44% | 127 |
| #6 | young mintaj | 43% | 320 |
| #7 | Hubiskus | 39% | 36 |
| #8 | 0pium | 38% | 162 |
| #9 | stRRapon | 37% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0pium | 63 | 0.0195 |
| #2 | r0zyy | 28 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | Dzony | 20 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Leoneq | 17 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | TryOn | 14 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dzony | 652 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #2 | r0zyy | 568 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #3 | young mintaj | 344 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #4 | Leoneq | 263 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | TryOn | 260 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TryOn | +4.25 | 53 | 55 |
| #2 | Dzony | +1.96 | 46 | 69 |
| #3 | Kutas dusiciel | +1.31 | 77 | 43 |
| #4 | stRRapon | +1.15 | 44 | 54 |
| #5 | young mintaj | +0.09 | 45 | 52 |





