








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 49 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
45 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 312 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 112 | 36% |
| Smokes | 55 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 87 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 58 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $51,400 of utility $273 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sliM | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | kSM | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Tosi hyvä cs pelaaja | 38% | 8 |
| #4 | Empulzon | 38% | 8 |
| #5 | G1NI | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | kSM | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Tosi hyvä cs pelaaja | 38% | 8 |
| #4 | Empulzon | 38% | 8 |
| #5 | G1NI | 25% | 4 |
| #6 | snuit | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tosi hyvä cs pelaaja | 1 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | snuit | 1 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | kSM | 1 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kSM | 22 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #2 | Tosi hyvä cs pelaaja | 18 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | G1NI | 13 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #4 | Empulzon | 12 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | sliM | 10 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kSM | +3.05 | 79 | 83 |
| #2 | G1NI | +2.31 | 56 | 58 |
| #3 | Empulzon | -0.87 | 54 | 59 |
| #4 | sliM | -0.89 | 55 | 70 |
| #5 | snuit | -1.12 | 54 | 52 |





