








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 70 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2188 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,385 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4577 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3457 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2392 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1959 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $284,422 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dank | 53% | 93 |
| #2 | xRaGe | 50% | 20 |
| #3 | Setrecall | 49% | 158 |
| #4 | 🗲🗲 ALMARRI 🗲🗲 | 45% | 49 |
| #5 | Posyda | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dank | 27 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | Flick | 25 | 0.0223 |
| #3 | 🗲🗲 ALMARRI 🗲🗲 | 16 | 0.0154 |
| #4 | Setrecall | 15 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Posyda | 9 | 0.0167 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dank | 288 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | 🗲🗲 ALMARRI 🗲🗲 | 170 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | Msooby | 169 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | Posyda | 85 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | Flick | 79 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Setrecall | +3.54 | 61 | 23 |
| #2 | Posyda | +1.33 | 42 | 47 |
| #3 | 🗲🗲 ALMARRI 🗲🗲 | +1.18 | 42 | 49 |
| #4 | Yuxii シ | -0.06 | 27 | 70 |
| #5 | Msooby | -1.19 | 43 | 28 |





