








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 951 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1158 matches | ||
| Wingman | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8220 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,962 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1807 | 9% |
| Smokes | 7141 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 6578 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 4436 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,775,278 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2034 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TacTiX7 | 50% | 315 |
| #2 | Luminous | 50% | 121 |
| #3 | Spanky™ | 49% | 200 |
| #4 | MightBeNice | 48% | 107 |
| #5 | Muffin | 47% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1D | 15 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | TacTiX7 | 13 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Spanky™ | 11 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Muffin | 10 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Luminous | 7 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muffin | +2.49 | 78 | 66 |
| #2 | TacTiX7 | +1.98 | 85 | 72 |
| #3 | Luminous | +1.76 | 67 | 55 |
| #4 | jerry | +0.34 | 69 | 65 |
| #5 | Spanky™ | -0.15 | 63 | 60 |





