








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 133 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 172 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1336 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,406 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1126 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1035 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2297 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1948 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $687,443 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ab | 55% | 60 |
| #2 | glovajS | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | AJ | 53% | 111 |
| #4 | ✪ ScafoX- | 51% | 65 |
| #5 | ✪ Šerif poinický Ranger | 50% | 171 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ✪ ScafoX- | 51% | 65 |
| #5 | ✪ Šerif poinický Ranger | 50% | 171 |
| #6 | marken | 48% | 278 |
| #7 | ✪ AlkO | 47% | 251 |
| #8 | honza_zpev_vlaky | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marken | 48 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | ✪ Šerif poinický Ranger | 41 | 0.0117 |
| #3 | ✪ AlkO | 14 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | ab | 12 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | honza_zpev_vlaky | 8 | 0.0204 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marken | 1238 | 0.22 | 31 min |
| #2 | ✪ AlkO | 485 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | ✪ Šerif poinický Ranger | 312 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | ab | 109 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | AJ | 75 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marken | +7.81 | 87 | 77 |
| #2 | AJ | +2.59 | 85 | 45 |
| #3 | glovajS | +1.99 | 74 | 60 |
| #4 | ✪ ScafoX- | +0.62 | 86 | 44 |
| #5 | honza_zpev_vlaky | +0.30 | 76 | 9 |





