








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 702 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 453 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3163 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,874 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4363 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4613 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4451 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2447 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,766,920 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Little Meaw | 50% | 42 |
| #2 | Arès 42 | 50% | 332 |
| #3 | Benito | 49% | 203 |
| #4 | ☙RIAS❧ | 45% | 86 |
| #5 | yhnnlr | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Little Meaw | 50% | 42 |
| #2 | Arès 42 | 50% | 332 |
| #3 | Benito | 49% | 203 |
| #4 | ☙RIAS❧ | 45% | 86 |
| #5 | yhnnlr | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arès 42 | 9 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Benito | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | ☙RIAS❧ | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | yhnnlr | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Little Meaw | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☙RIAS❧ | 207 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | Benito | 125 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #3 | Arès 42 | 102 | 0.01 | 3 min |
| #4 | Little Meaw | 61 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | yhnnlr | 18 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benito | +2.66 | 61 | 33 |
| #2 | Little Meaw | +1.35 | 48 | 49 |
| #3 | yhnnlr | +0.98 | 72 | 36 |
| #4 | gigi | +0.37 | 46 | 62 |
| #5 | ☙RIAS❧ | -2.18 | 33 | 45 |





