








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 28 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1145 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,239 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1404 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1467 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1628 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1740 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $109,973 of utility $25 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Little Meaw | 55% | 31 |
| #2 | gigi | 45% | 86 |
| #3 | yhnnlr | 40% | 25 |
| #4 | Arès 42 | 39% | 116 |
| #5 | Benito | 36% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Little Meaw | 55% | 31 |
| #2 | gigi | 45% | 86 |
| #3 | yhnnlr | 40% | 25 |
| #4 | Arès 42 | 39% | 116 |
| #5 | Benito | 36% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gigi | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Benito | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Arès 42 | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | yhnnlr | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gigi | 83 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | Benito | 50 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #3 | Little Meaw | 36 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Arès 42 | 22 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | yhnnlr | 4 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benito | +2.85 | 52 | 24 |
| #2 | yhnnlr | +1.88 | 73 | 43 |
| #3 | Little Meaw | +0.94 | 44 | 48 |
| #4 | gigi | -0.51 | 47 | 52 |
| #5 | ☙RIAS❧ | -2.13 | 25 | 45 |





