








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1051 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 281 matches | ||
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Wingman | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




196 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7386 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,100 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4530 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4506 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3913 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4151 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,466,526 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2404 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ciehka | 65% | 57 |
| #2 | adetsu | 55% | 91 |
| #3 | oskaposkq69 | 54% | 104 |
| #4 | JuT00 | 49% | 373 |
| #5 | Tourette gaming459 | 49% | 215 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | oskaposkq69 | 54% | 104 |
| #4 | JuT00 | 49% | 373 |
| #5 | Tourette gaming459 | 49% | 215 |
| #6 | 0vaiva | 46% | 256 |
| #7 | Kapetsu | 42% | 296 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuT00 | 61 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | 0vaiva | 55 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | Kapetsu | 20 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Tourette gaming459 | 19 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | adetsu | 17 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kapetsu | 770 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #2 | Tourette gaming459 | 644 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #3 | JuT00 | 465 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #4 | oskaposkq69 | 261 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Ciehka | 228 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hank | +4.44 | 78 | 50 |
| #2 | Ciehka | +0.96 | 82 | 59 |
| #3 | Tourette gaming459 | +0.94 | 70 | 48 |
| #4 | oskaposkq69 | +0.40 | 69 | 49 |
| #5 | JuT00 | +0.31 | 74 | 41 |





