








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 326 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Wingman | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1998 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,662 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1098 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1058 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1256 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1250 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $704,933 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1371 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hank | 46% | 256 |
| #2 | JuT00 | 43% | 191 |
| #3 | Tourette gaming459 | 43% | 35 |
| #4 | Kapetsu | 41% | 192 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hank | 46% | 256 |
| #2 | JuT00 | 43% | 191 |
| #3 | Tourette gaming459 | 43% | 35 |
| #4 | Kapetsu | 41% | 192 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hank | 104 | 0.0213 |
| #2 | JuT00 | 47 | 0.0125 |
| #3 | Kapetsu | 15 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Tourette gaming459 | 7 | 0.0096 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hank | 715 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #2 | Kapetsu | 508 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #3 | JuT00 | 177 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | Tourette gaming459 | 151 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hank | +5.12 | 78 | 45 |
| #2 | JuT00 | +1.59 | 74 | 35 |
| #3 | Tourette gaming459 | +1.38 | 63 | 44 |
| #4 | 0vaiva | -2.28 | 44 | 33 |
| #5 | Kapetsu | -3.36 | 32 | 48 |





