








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1604 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 228 matches | ||
| Premier | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




206 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4765 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,562 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6535 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7804 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 6111 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4112 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,208,899 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1951 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CounterSmoke | 48% | 429 |
| #2 | BBL Drizzy | 47% | 105 |
| #3 | ✰Wavy✰ | 46% | 160 |
| #4 | ⛧masokie⛧ | 45% | 76 |
| #5 | Kwix | 43% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CounterSmoke | 48% | 429 |
| #2 | BBL Drizzy | 47% | 105 |
| #3 | ✰Wavy✰ | 46% | 160 |
| #4 | ⛧masokie⛧ | 45% | 76 |
| #5 | Kwix | 43% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CounterSmoke | 68 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | BBL Drizzy | 33 | 0.0162 |
| #3 | ✰Wavy✰ | 26 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | ⛧masokie⛧ | 25 | 0.0170 |
| #5 | Kwix | 11 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CounterSmoke | 650 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #2 | ✰Wavy✰ | 444 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | BBL Drizzy | 161 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | ⛧masokie⛧ | 147 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kwix | 24 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛧masokie⛧ | +3.21 | 40 | 26 |
| #2 | ✰Wavy✰ | +1.76 | 21 | 51 |
| #3 | H3CE | -0.50 | 15 | 51 |
| #4 | BBL Drizzy | -0.88 | 7 | 35 |
| #5 | CounterSmoke | -1.04 | 18 | 40 |





