








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1218 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 210 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




106 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,572 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2839 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1914 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1883 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2936 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,743,143 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erox | 57% | 37 |
| #2 | BBL Drizzy | 53% | 103 |
| #3 | CounterSmoke | 52% | 120 |
| #4 | ✰Wavy✰ | 50% | 136 |
| #5 | H3CE | 45% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erox | 57% | 37 |
| #2 | BBL Drizzy | 53% | 103 |
| #3 | CounterSmoke | 52% | 120 |
| #4 | ✰Wavy✰ | 50% | 136 |
| #5 | H3CE | 45% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BBL Drizzy | 21 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | H3CE | 21 | 0.0143 |
| #3 | CounterSmoke | 19 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | ✰Wavy✰ | 17 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | erox | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✰Wavy✰ | 357 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | H3CE | 285 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | CounterSmoke | 194 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | BBL Drizzy | 181 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | erox | 48 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✰Wavy✰ | +0.90 | 24 | 52 |
| #2 | erox | +0.69 | 14 | 46 |
| #3 | ⛧masokie⛧ | +0.17 | 39 | 34 |
| #4 | BBL Drizzy | -0.90 | 11 | 31 |
| #5 | H3CE | -1.11 | 14 | 54 |





