








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 88 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1524 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,503 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 28 | 1% |
| Smokes | 244 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 819 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1412 | 56% |
Our logs show you have wasted $534,627 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frxsskY | 52% | 23 |
| #2 | Craigfish (selling skins) | 50% | 12 |
| #3 | Milo | 37% | 30 |
| #4 | asmo. | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frxsskY | 52% | 23 |
| #2 | Craigfish (selling skins) | 50% | 12 |
| #3 | Milo | 37% | 30 |
| #4 | asmo. | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asmo. | 3 | 0.0096 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milo | 62 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | frxsskY | 62 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | asmo. | 47 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | Craigfish (selling skins) | 41 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Craigfish (selling skins) | +5.39 | 86 | 59 |
| #2 | frxsskY | +2.50 | 66 | 52 |
| #3 | asmo. | -0.99 | 28 | 43 |
| #4 | Milo | -1.18 | 56 | 37 |
| #5 | embyworm♥ | -2.55 | 39 | 22 |





