








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1057 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 319 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Esplay | 25 matches | 1,609 | |
| Wingman | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3975 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,882 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5170 | 40% |
| Smokes | 4328 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1319 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 2065 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,092,056 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 237 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JS3 | 58% | 33 |
| #2 | Artzi☕ | 50% | 24 |
| #3 | Kryon | 45% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JS3 | 58% | 33 |
| #2 | Artzi☕ | 50% | 24 |
| #3 | Kryon | 45% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kryon | 22 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | JS3 | 11 | 0.0154 |
| #3 | Artzi☕ | 4 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kryon | 557 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | JS3 | 102 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Artzi☕ | 22 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Artzi☕ | +3.13 | 68 | 53 |
| #2 | stupid0 | +1.01 | 75 | 56 |
| #3 | Kryon | -0.20 | 48 | 56 |
| #4 | JS3 | -1.30 | 60 | 57 |





