








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 325 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2157 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,842 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5147 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4483 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5251 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4961 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,065,497 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpawN | 50% | 72 |
| #2 | JohnBr | 48% | 158 |
| #3 | David | 48% | 121 |
| #4 | Daniel | 47% | 186 |
| #5 | Teco | 47% | 361 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | David | 48% | 121 |
| #4 | Daniel | 47% | 186 |
| #5 | Teco | 47% | 361 |
| #6 | MTiger | 46% | 168 |
| #7 | Betus | 43% | 209 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teco | 11 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Daniel | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | MTiger | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | JohnBr | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Betus | 3 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teco | 1337 | 0.18 | 42 min |
| #2 | JohnBr | 610 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #3 | MTiger | 353 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #4 | Daniel | 323 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #5 | SpawN | 186 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teco | +4.81 | 61 | 71 |
| #2 | Daniel | +1.34 | 48 | 66 |
| #3 | David | +0.38 | 30 | 63 |
| #4 | JohnBr | -0.05 | 45 | 66 |
| #5 | SpawN | -0.71 | 23 | 73 |





