








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1178 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 536 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 90 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7789 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,109 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9265 | 51% |
| Smokes | 4234 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1008 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 3602 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,322,288 of utility $246 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | S O N G O K U | 47% | 361 |
| #6 | Betus | 47% | 376 |
| #7 | Daniel | 47% | 294 |
| #8 | lula | 45% | 62 |
| #9 | SpawN | 45% | 178 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daniel | 15 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | S O N G O K U | 9 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | JohnBr | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | MTiger | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | SpawN | 7 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S O N G O K U | 1110 | 0.15 | 29 min |
| #2 | JohnBr | 1064 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #3 | Daniel | 578 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #4 | MTiger | 540 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #5 | SpawN | 450 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teco | +4.47 | 61 | 71 |
| #2 | Daniel | +1.01 | 50 | 67 |
| #3 | David | -0.16 | 31 | 59 |
| #4 | JohnBr | -0.81 | 44 | 65 |
| #5 | SpawN | -1.20 | 25 | 71 |





