








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1094 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September






The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 373 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3843 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,123 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 602 | 19% |
| Smokes | 274 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 1174 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1073 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $339,625 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1314 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hotaru Kenzen | 96% | 27 |
| #2 | JudioN 沒女 | 96% | 24 |
| #3 | Kade | 95% | 42 |
| #4 | lucas ✠ | 92% | 26 |
| #5 | nazunananakusa | 91% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | delightful | 11 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | umar | 8 | 0.0132 |
| #3 | Frosty | 6 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | blessed | 4 | 0.0110 |
| #5 | Kade | 3 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flumanda | 140 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | delightful | 107 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Kade | 93 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | fading | 78 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Hotaru Kenzen | 53 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | umar | +9.07 | 100 | 41 |
| #2 | Mira Tsu | +6.61 | 100 | 19 |
| #3 | nazunananakusa | +6.17 | 91 | 58 |
| #4 | ☆ 111loggedin // ddaddy kitten ♡ | +6.06 | 99 | 37 |
| #5 | micolaj | +5.40 | 100 | 63 |





