








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2492 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 656 matches | ||
| Esplay | 166 matches | 1,499 | |
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 173 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7927 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,771 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6860 | 22% |
| Smokes | 8220 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 8199 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 7492 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,264,811 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 780 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stalin.J | 8 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | galaxY^ | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Haffe | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | hulken86 | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | PH | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PH | 193 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | hulken86 | 136 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Troppz | 113 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | Haffe | 102 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Stalin.J | 80 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stalin.J | +3.70 | 69 | 56 |
| #2 | PH | +2.95 | 58 | 71 |
| #3 | Mr Moe Lester | +0.02 | 25 | 61 |
| #4 | hulken86 | -0.02 | 28 | 69 |
| #5 | galaxY^ | -0.12 | 28 | 43 |





