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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1966 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,761 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1186 | 32% |
| Smokes | 963 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1021 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 591 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $623,459 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✞Francuz✞ | 58% | 36 |
| #2 | Cz1wanho | 44% | 82 |
| #3 | Diho Orangutan | 44% | 73 |
| #4 | Kim Jong Goku | 44% | 48 |
| #5 | LX | 40% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krawczyk MPK | 10 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Kim Jong Goku | 6 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | ✞Francuz✞ | 6 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | LX | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | Cz1wanho | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Diho Orangutan | 146 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | Kim Jong Goku | 125 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Krawczyk MPK | 82 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | LX | 62 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | ✞Francuz✞ | 55 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krawczyk MPK | +2.22 | 59 | 65 |
| #2 | Chinol | +1.88 | 71 | 52 |
| #3 | Kim Jong Goku | +0.38 | 64 | 61 |
| #4 | ✞Francuz✞ | -0.37 | 47 | 63 |
| #5 | Cz1wanho | -1.03 | 46 | 37 |





