








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 711 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 636 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5502 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,581 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4954 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4208 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 5914 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6505 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,797,928 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1043 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ERE UN TELETUBI TONTO | 23 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | T-Turbo | Kerry CaKeta | 9 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | IKER PASTILLAS | 8 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | neiser21 | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | JOGOBONITOremix_oficial | 3 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neiser21 | +2.43 | 81 | 34 |
| #2 | IKER PASTILLAS | +1.41 | 71 | 53 |
| #3 | JOGOBONITOremix_oficial | +0.93 | 37 | 56 |
| #4 | ERE UN TELETUBI TONTO | +0.92 | 58 | 74 |
| #5 | Cpt. HiCap | -0.44 | 56 | 58 |





