








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1533 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 965 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 262 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




131 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8849 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,630 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10724 | 31% |
| Smokes | 10649 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 6634 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6623 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,906,609 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2484 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | harpo0n | 51% | 69 |
| #8 | JoKeR ;) | 49% | 282 |
| #9 | rickyplayboyلا | 47% | 74 |
| #10 | T-Turbo | Kerry CaKeta | 46% | 157 |
| #11 | Horai | 46% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ERE UN TELETUBI TONTO | 24 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | ♧𝕊hINIGคMI♧ | 16 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | JoKeR ;) | 14 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | rickyplayboyلا | 12 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | Elrusoklk | 10 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ERE UN TELETUBI TONTO | 1544 | 0.41 | 40 min |
| #2 | JoKeR ;) | 1535 | 0.26 | 45 min |
| #3 | Elrusoklk | 618 | 0.25 | 17 min |
| #4 | harpo0n | 365 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #5 | T-Turbo | Kerry CaKeta | 276 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elrusoklk | +1.49 | 71 | 64 |
| #2 | JoKeR ;) | +1.02 | 70 | 68 |
| #3 | JOGOBONITOremix_oficial | +0.62 | 42 | 46 |
| #4 | ♧𝕊hINIGคMI♧ | +0.56 | 68 | 46 |
| #5 | IKER PASTILLAS | +0.50 | 71 | 62 |





