








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 245 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 495 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2849 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,998 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5534 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2573 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 4767 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7124 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $575,146 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [฿₦฿]PʂყƈԋoWoʅϝ | 59% | 51 |
| #2 | UniKornPrincess | 50% | 30 |
| #3 | imORALoRAnGE | 50% | 56 |
| #4 | 🎀ᴀᴡᴘɪɴ*ᴡᴏʟꜰʏ | 45% | 415 |
| #5 | Nicky | 45% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Nicky | 45% | 40 |
| #6 | FuzzyWuzzie | 44% | 309 |
| #7 | 🐺 Yōrō 🐺 | 37% | 123 |
| #8 | Straat-Kat | 36% | 33 |
| #9 | Bigfatfrogg | 32% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🎀ᴀᴡᴘɪɴ*ᴡᴏʟꜰʏ | 23 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | FuzzyWuzzie | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | [฿₦฿]PʂყƈԋoWoʅϝ | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Straat-Kat | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Bigfatfrogg | 3 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | imORALoRAnGE | 220 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | 🎀ᴀᴡᴘɪɴ*ᴡᴏʟꜰʏ | 179 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| #3 | Bigfatfrogg | 66 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | FuzzyWuzzie | 63 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #5 | Straat-Kat | 51 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🎀ᴀᴡᴘɪɴ*ᴡᴏʟꜰʏ | +3.92 | 56 | 12 |
| #2 | imORALoRAnGE | +2.28 | 63 | 68 |
| #3 | [฿₦฿]PʂყƈԋoWoʅϝ | +1.55 | 44 | 16 |
| #4 | Bigfatfrogg | -0.17 | 16 | 71 |
| #5 | Nicky | -0.51 | 48 | 19 |





