








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 454 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 240 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1463 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,580 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1038 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1014 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 743 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 785 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $505,939 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 259 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kąrół | 53% | 19 |
| #2 | WHO TF IS GIGA N1GG4 | 44% | 198 |
| #3 | I <3 JagermajsterCASE.GIFT | 40% | 127 |
| #4 | b1t | 40% | 43 |
| #5 | Inwalida jacekCASE.GIFT | 39% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I <3 JagermajsterCASE.GIFT | 301 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | WHO TF IS GIGA N1GG4 | 293 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | Borygo | 229 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | b1t | 142 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kąrół | 77 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b1t | +6.58 | 84 | 65 |
| #2 | Kąrół | +4.68 | 75 | 54 |
| #3 | Inwalida jacekCASE.GIFT | +1.68 | 59 | 29 |
| #4 | Borygo | +1.37 | 47 | 55 |
| #5 | I <3 JagermajsterCASE.GIFT | +1.16 | 32 | 50 |





