








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 560 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 311 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5505 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,702 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3733 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3486 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4073 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4410 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,447,551 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 150 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PlodyRed | +7.65 | 87 | 56 |
| #2 | Lil_Gr33dy | +5.30 | 79 | 45 |
| #3 | ヴィンセント | +0.03 | 49 | 70 |
| #4 | cock guzel | -1.36 | 58 | 28 |
| #5 | dark | -1.51 | 38 | 53 |





