








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 333 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2266 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,428 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1174 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1580 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 419 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 1255 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $540,363 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 674 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Squidypie | 77% | 13 |
| #2 | dos uno chicken | 45% | 11 |
| #3 | Iphone sex | 40% | 48 |
| #4 | most normal fyp | 39% | 161 |
| #5 | big titties | 38% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | big titties | +2.25 | 64 | 41 |
| #2 | home. | +1.42 | 61 | 46 |
| #3 | dos uno chicken | +1.25 | 71 | 33 |
| #4 | most normal fyp | +0.80 | 55 | 42 |
| #5 | Iphone sex | +0.38 | 60 | 31 |





