








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 34 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1332 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,687 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1280 | 48% |
| Smokes | 776 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 507 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 124 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $111,972 of utility $28 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chaton | 44% | 32 |
| #2 | koleszka CASE.GIFT | 41% | 17 |
| #3 | サッジ Finxio | 38% | 21 |
| #4 | Fiful | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chaton | 44% | 32 |
| #2 | koleszka CASE.GIFT | 41% | 17 |
| #3 | サッジ Finxio | 38% | 21 |
| #4 | Fiful | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | サッジ Finxio | 9 | 0.0199 |
| #2 | Chaton | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | koleszka CASE.GIFT | 2 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chaton | 92 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | サッジ Finxio | 76 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | koleszka CASE.GIFT | 21 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | Fiful | 12 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koleszka CASE.GIFT | +2.64 | 49 | 34 |
| #2 | Chaton | +1.44 | 60 | 40 |
| #3 | skibidirizzler | -1.20 | 47 | 38 |
| #4 | サッジ Finxio | -2.04 | 37 | 44 |
| #5 | Fiful | -3.34 | 20 | 42 |





