








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 344 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1208 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,952 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1282 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1085 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 881 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 704 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $291,325 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yankes_Off (Kurdystańczyk) | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | pompkaOficjalnie | 44% | 39 |
| #3 | Chaton | 43% | 82 |
| #4 | koleszka CASE.GIFT | 43% | 80 |
| #5 | cz4ny | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sonsiad | 18 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | koleszka CASE.GIFT | 8 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Chaton | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | oschea skins.army | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | dawid00oo(Kurdystańczyk) | 2 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chaton | 250 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | Sonsiad | 246 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | koleszka CASE.GIFT | 169 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | pompkaOficjalnie | 89 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | oschea skins.army | 60 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koleszka CASE.GIFT | +2.74 | 39 | 46 |
| #2 | Chaton | +0.75 | 51 | 43 |
| #3 | dawid00oo(Kurdystańczyk) | +0.09 | 52 | 17 |
| #4 | pompkaOficjalnie | -0.09 | 46 | 45 |
| #5 | サッジ Finxio | -0.84 | 33 | 42 |





