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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2166 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,826 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2991 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1090 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 2136 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1609 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $527,011 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 374 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bot neurona cs.pro | 43% | 44 |
| #2 | gmv3sp | 42% | 52 |
| #3 | CUCUMELOCO | 38% | 39 |
| #4 | Giuligv960 | 37% | 49 |
| #5 | WAXP | 36% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Giuligv960 | 37% | 49 |
| #5 | WAXP | 36% | 80 |
| #6 | gmv3sp | 33% | 18 |
| #7 | 𝗭𝗲𝗿ø | 33% | 109 |
| #8 | ArrancaloCanuto-Piqueta | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝗭𝗲𝗿ø | 45 | 0.0227 |
| #2 | bot neurona cs.pro | 8 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | WAXP | 7 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Giuligv960 | 7 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | gmv3sp | 5 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝗭𝗲𝗿ø | 384 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | gmv3sp | 213 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | WAXP | 190 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | CUCUMELOCO | 87 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Giuligv960 | 78 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gmv3sp | +1.85 | 64 | 60 |
| #2 | MARK | +1.41 | 50 | 57 |
| #3 | bot neurona cs.pro | +0.87 | 58 | 35 |
| #4 | ArrancaloCanuto-Piqueta | -0.52 | 44 | 16 |
| #5 | gmv3sp | -1.29 | 67 | 57 |





